Computer Problems

I've been having trouble with my computer lately.  I think maybe I have a virus.  I looked up the symptoms on the Internet:

Your computer behaves strangely, i.e. in a way that you haven’t seen before.

You see unexpected messages or images.

You hear unexpected sounds, played at random.

Programs start unexpectedly.

Your friends tell you that they have received e-mail messages from your address and you haven’t sent them anything.

Your computer ‘freezes’ frequently, or programs start running slowly.

You notice that files or folders have been deleted or changed.

Your web browser behaves erratically, e.g. you can’t close a browser window.

 

These are some of the things that have been happening to me. 

 

I think it's the dreaded "Kitten Virus".

 

Sometimes I can't even open any programs at all!